crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

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Benedick and Beatrice + Parallels 

could you not die? that would be great thanks

im not exactly feeling any passion here

RWBY + RTAH References

bless  rwby  roosterteeth  
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kingcheddarxvii:

Hate it when I see dating articles with advice that’s supposed to be trustworthy just because it’s from “real men”. When I’m on a first date I just go right in for the kiss BEFORE dinner, let her know what’s up, writes Todd, 32, from Rhode Island. Why should I trust you and your single-at-32-ass advice, Todd? Are you in a healthy and stable relationship? What are your prospects? What makes you qualified to tell other people how to date? Because you’re a “real man”? Unlike literally any other man I know and trust because they’re probably robots

kerkovichwayed replied to your post: so it’s like 1am and  just heard …

if u get underneath ur covers ur totally safe tho trust me. pls don’t die.

my coVERS ARE FOLDED OVER AND MY CAT IS SLEEPING ON THEM SO I CANT PULL THEM OVER ME OH GOD MY LAST DEFENSE

missastronaut replied to your post: so it’s like 1am and  just heard …

u have no idea how much this terrifies me as someone who has spent the summer reading creepypasta about skinwalkers :/

WOW THANKS THANK YOU HONESTLY CHEERS LIKE I’D FORGOTTEN ABT SKINWALKERS UNTIL NOW BUT THANKS WOW

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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cle-gane:

holding auditions for someone to watch anime with bc beth is prob gonna get killed by a laughing demon ghost badger thing

im irreplaceable lets be real

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment