February 2012
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Watchchips-a-whore:
aprrl:
legitkev:
lol ok
omfg hahahah
hahahahaha
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Watchtyleroakley:
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
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The new trailer for Marvel's The Avengers is live.... →
gingerhaze:
MY FEELINGS
THEY ARE
LEAKING
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
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“Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom...”
– http://hesychasm.livejournal.com/187818.html
(via bbcsherlockftw)
Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve.
Misting up a little…
(via beg-for-mercy-twice)
I cried you guys. Like, bawled.
(via eziohotpantsauditore)
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Things I have gathered from Whitechapel on ITV
highfunctioning-homosapien:
Do not ever live in Whitechapel.
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
planets-bend-between-us:
things i should remember but don’t:
important dates
what i had for breakfast
my own phone number
the punchline to a joke
things i end up remembering:
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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anorable:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
BUT SERIOUSLY AMEN
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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mythomagic:
percyjacksonheadcanons:
319. the only time chiron allows campers to use the internet is to go on mapcrunch. he says it helps their sense of direction.
#when percy plays zeus physically moves the airports to fuck with him
misstaitai:
queen-moriarty:
limiculous:
Yes,...
treesfall replied to your photo: so my brother broke up with his girlfriend, i…
oh my god. DANIEL.
RIGHT? he does make me laugh sometimes, omg.
pointy-earedbastard:
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meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
Hey guys, guess what?
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totalefinsternis:
franticdecadence replied to your post: Whoever’s idea it was to have Tony Stark and Pepper Potts present for Best Documentary needs their own damn Oscar.
Tony Stark’s portrayal of Robert Downey, Jr. deserves an Oscar. I’m sure he’ll buy one soon.
I JUST DIED AT THIS COMMENT.
